But when I'm drowning in self doubt in times like these, I turn to the one thing that'll never let me down (aside from food, but that too): FASHION. And what better way to feel like a power bitch in control than with the perfect pair of boots? Without exaggeration, I've had a boot obsession FOREVER. I hate feet, and boots do the best job of really hiding that whole part of my body. (Fun fact: I hate the word "toe", so when you're around me, can you not?) I once made my mom go to about seven different stores as a child to find a lace up pair of heeled boots for my third grade picture that my feet weren't even gonna be in. In high school, I got in a full-blown weepy screaming argument with my mom and sister over my choice to wear black fringed Minnetonka boots with a mini dress and bike shorts on my first date. So today, I'd like to highlight some favorite pairs for the season and hopefully give you some fashion inspiration. I AM REALLY FINE I AM REALLY GOOD.
Happy shopping, nasty women!